How To Employ “Jury Nullification” To Single-Handedly Quash Unjust Laws That Unfairly Target Heterosexual Men

A few years ago I permitted a delusional blogger of borderline intelligence to infiltrate one of our “Toronto Real Men” meetings, as part of a disinformation campaign meant to MindFuck FemiNazis, metrosexuals, and the general public.  This hapless buffoon struggled with his “hidden” tape recorder several times during the meeting, which we knew he had stowed away in his duffle bag (we could hear the device click and whirl as he fumbled to adjust it).  Inept as he was, the cretin did manage to obtain and subsequently leak a good portion of our intimate discussion.  During that particular meeting I was posed several serious questions that I was obligated to answer in a candid fashion, in spite of being recorded.

One of those questions was posed by an attendee who was concerned that if he employed my “aggressive” seduction protocols, it could lead to CRIMINAL CHARGES.  I said facetiously “If sluts respond to my method, YOU GET SEX!  If they call the cops and you’re thrown in jail, YOU GET SEX!  It’s a win-win!”  The wimp that posed the query had no sense of humour.  As a matter of fact, he was so sexually insecure that he squirmed uncomfortably at what I considered to be a rather witty retort.  As I revelled in observing his agitated state, I spontaneously blurted out one of my most quotable quotes “A sexual assault charge is like a speeding ticket on the seduction highway.  Unfortunately, in North America speed limits are unnaturally low.”

I was alluding to the fact that in any non-feminized country, no man would ever face criminal charges for merely groping a juicy ass, tugging on a pair of ripe tits, or raping a slut after she cockteased him incessantly.  Sadly, Europe is becoming almost as evolutionarily backward as North America.  Our proud Latino brothers in Central and South America are facing a similar fate as they try to hold back the moustached FemiNazi tide, but they too are engaged in a fierce, futile battle.  Unfortunately for Carlos, Jose, and Juan, North American reinforcements will never arrive; alas, Gringos are far too metrosexualized to be of any value as GENDER WARRIORS in the upcoming sexual Armageddon.  Yes, it IS the Armageddon spoken of in The New Testament.  The final battle of “good versus evil” will be one of Heterosexual Males versus ANYONE WHO STANDS IN OUR WAY! Continue reading

Dimitri The Lover’s legal service for Toronto Real Men members (and Saira Peesker’s interview FAIL)

As many of you know, I offer free legal representation to Toronto Real Men members who are accused of crimes related to the use or possession of a penis.  I refer to this member benefit as “COCK INSURANCE”.  I am very proud of the fact that I defend men’s right to KEEP AND BEAR COCK!  For obvious reasons, the men that I represent on these matters usually want to keep a very low profile.  Therefore, I had NEVER publicized my involvement in these types of cases.

On June 15, 2012, I represented my seduction student Pavel Shkolnik in Centre Avenue Court, after a FemiNazi CUNT reported him for “harassing” her on the subway.  But unlike all my other clients, Pavel DEMANDED publicity, in order to make heterosexual men aware that they need not submit to the FemiNazis’ agenda of psychological castration.  Proud of his dedication to the cause and humbled by his total lack of shame, I announced the event here

We arrived at the courthouse early.  The Toronto Transit Commission (TTC) prosecutor had known me for several years, so we had a good rapport.  I demanded an adjournment on two grounds.  Firstly, I had requested “full disclosure” from the TTC.  That way my client and I would know what the TTC’s case was, thereby allowing us to properly prepare.  The cop’s notes I received were totally illegible, so I argued that the TTC had failed to provide me with adequate disclosure.  I demanded that they supply me with transcribed notes.  Secondly, I had no statement from the alleged “victim”, and even if I did, I had the right to interrogate her one-on-one in a pre-trial.  All that Pavel remembered of the alleged incident was that he “hit on some badly underfucked slut” and shortly thereafter was handed a citation.   Continue reading