Last night God came to me in a dream and commanded that I write this blog post.  He said that the survival of the human race depended on it.  I awoke at 5 AM and have typed non-stop ever since.  Please forgive my choppy, rough paragraphs, in that I am too tired to check for spelling/grammar errors, or run-on sentences.  God is perfect … I am not!

Over the years, on dozens of occasions, females have asked me “Have you ever hit a woman?” to which I usually respond “Why do you ask?  Are you into that?  Does it turn you on when a powerful man smacks you around?”  By following my response with a kiss of the hand, and an abrupt change of the subject, I leave these meddling sluts guessing … and they become even more intrigued!  Nonetheless, it should be pretty obvious to anyone with any common sense, that a man with my level of pride, self-respect, and sense of justice, would have encountered numerous occasions in his life where he was forced to mete out quick and effective corporal justice upon females that could not be controlled through the utilization of calm, rational, male-based reason.

One cannot blame females for occasionally becoming so neurotic or hysterical, that they must be administered a firm slap, or pinned up against the wall by the shoulders and threatened with anal rape, in order to both help them regain their composure and remind them of who is ultimately in charge.  In the same way that temperament varies from dog to dog, even within the same breed of dog, the degree to which hormonal biorhythms bring out human female irrationality, varies from slut to slut.  

Just like a child, a dog does not understand the magnitude of its transgressions, and even if it did, it lacks sufficient impulse control to constantly be on its best behaviour.  For that reason I would NEVER lay a finger on a dog (or a child) except if it was meant to smother them with undying love!  However, a female understands that disobeying your orders is wrong, and in most instances, she is quite capable of towing the line; instead, she CHOOSES to cross it!  And, unlike the child or the dog, she has the OPTION TO LEAVE AT ANY TIME if she is incapable or unwilling to follow your rules!

Out of principle, I would never remain in a relationship with any female that needs to be routinely administered corporal punishment.  I have never once raised my hand to Colette because she OBEYS ME WITHOUT HESITATION AND SUBMITS TO MY EVERY DEMAND WITHOUT QUESTION.  She does so because she respects my authority and she worships the power that is my cock.  I do not respect men or diesel dykes who remain in relationships with out-of-control sluts.  In their minds their slut’s “shortcomings” are greatly outweighed by other benefits, such as awesome sex.  The Marxist Mainstream Media’s agenda of excusing the “bad behaviour” of famous females who look sexy, contributes to these destructive beliefs.  The invocation of such shallow, short-sighted criteria for excusing insubordinate behaviour is now so widespread in our society that it is destroying paternalistic power and is contributing to the destruction of the family unit (the Marxists’ ultimate goal).

Nonetheless, if one is going to settle for a slut with the mercurial temperament of a pit bull, one must at least ensure that he does not need to walk on eggshells throughout the course of the relationship, worried that one day the slut might “snap”.  Instead, he must keep her ignorant outbursts in check, by employing gradually more and more intense negative reinforcement, to make it clear that displaying such irrational, disruptive, belligerent behaviour, will ALWAYS result in painful consequences.

This blog post will discuss how to safely, effectively, and ethically employ corporal punishment protocols to assist in both slut training and obedience.  These methods can also be used on fag “bottoms” by their fag “tops”, or on “femme” lesbians by their “butch” dykes.  Neither flaming fag bottoms nor moody femme lesbians are immune to episodes of extreme bitchiness, which often escalate into belligerence, total disrespect, and in the most extreme of cases, verbal then physical abuse.  Even though the image of a flaming fag flinging limp-wristed slaps at his “power top” may seem amusing, when one is on the receiving end of such abuse, it is both annoying and frustrating, and over the course of time, potentially psychologically debilitating.

Furthermore, any attempt by FemiNazis to portray the use of corporal punishment on one’s female chattel as unacceptable, should refer to the New Testament, EPHESIANS 5:22-23, which explains the husband-wife dynamic as follows …

Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord.  For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior.  Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

The word of God does not get much clearer than that!  Men submit to God and wives in turn submit to their men BECAUSE THEIR MEN ARE GODS ON EARTH!   Unlike the Protestant and Catholic marriage ceremonies, the Greek Orthodox marriage ceremony has NOT BEEN METROSEXUALIZED.  The Minister makes the husband-to-be swear an oath to serve God and the Minister makes the wife-to-be swear an oath to SERVE THE HUSBAND AS HIS “HELPER”.  As an aside, Greek Orthodox Ministers are permitted to get married, as per original church teachings.  This whole celibacy rule is NOT part of God’s teachings and merely a way for the Roman Catholic Church to control its priests.  It is a total sham that creates an environment which breeds pederasty (and everyone wonders why so many smooth, young boys get buggered). 

PLEASE NOTE:  In my corporal punishment analysis I will exclude sluts who either ENJOY being smacked around or sluts who are SO ANNOYING that they deserve to be smacked around on a regular basis.  Most females who jump from one “abusive” relationship to another, fall into one or both of these categories.  These sluts are so fucked up due to either being raised in grossly dysfunctional families or suffering from psychiatric, medical or addictive conditions which throw their whole psyche out of whack, that they are not worth the time to try to rehabilitate. 

Instead, we will be analyzing relatively “normal” sluts who have, to put it bluntly, “a bit of a screw loose”, and require the occasional, to use an expression I learned in the military, “attitude adjustment”.  Furthermore, as Colette so eloquently pointed out when she saw me typing up this blog post, “Only a man who behaves like a REAL MAN has the moral authority to slap a slut when she steps out of line.”  The liberals amongst you will say that it is the Cape Breton in her talking, but trust me, it is not!  Colette is an astute gal who is basically saying that the mere possession of a penis does not make you worthy to be referred to as a “man”.  You must behave like a REAL MAN 24-7 in order to EARN the right to mete out corporal punishment to belligerent sluts.  You must achieve God-like perfection in the expression of your XY genetic makeup in order to be issued your BSL (Bitch-Slapping License).

Now let us discuss some of the reasons why a man may need to employ physical methods in order to deal with a behavioural issue.  Here are just some of the types of behaviour that may warrant subjecting a slut to corporal punishment (the list is far from complete) …

• Disrespecting or humiliating you in public
• Disrespecting you in private, and not immediately apologizing to you
• Lying to you about ANYTHING
• Verbally abusing you, which is in essence “verbal assault” and gives you the right to use REASONABLE PHYSICAL FORCE to defend yourself
• Non-stop running at the mouth, especially after being ordered to cease speaking
• Continuing to carry on a counterproductive discourse that she escalated into an argument, even though you have declared that the discussion is “over”
• Physically abusing you, including throwing items at you, spitting at you, etc.
• Using the same annoying phrase over and over again, even after being asked several times to cease doing so
• Giving you the “silent treatment” when instructed to answer questions
• Not doing what you have ordered her to do, i.e. “get dressed and let’s go” or “I forbid you from speaking to your friend”
• Getting “in your face” by following you around from room to room; or repeatedly calling you, even though you have asked her to stop
• Any repetitive, annoying behaviour that she has been warned to cease doing
• Revealing personal details regarding yourself or your relationship, by gossiping to friends, family, co-workers or the general public
• Displaying “passive resistance” (which Mahatma Gandhi used to defeat the British occupation), such as purposeful inefficiency/forgetfulness, aloofness, denial of sex, not cooking/cleaning/washing/ironing, etc.
• Psychologically torturing you with sarcastic remarks, eye-rolling, muttering under her breath, etc.
• Displaying inappropriate behaviour related to being drunk or strung out on drugs

Obviously if the slut does something really horrid, such as steal from you or cheat on you, and you choose not to honour-kill her, corporal punishment is pretty useless … instead, you must END THE RELATIONSHIP! You might feel that terminating the relationship because the slut lied is rather draconian, but think again:  even if you only catch her lying about something minor, a liar is a liar, and she will for sure lie about something more serious in the future.  Furthermore, sluts who lie are way more likely to steal and cheat on you, in that they lack an ingrained sense of morality.

Let us now discuss the types of corporal punishment that a man should keep in his obedience arsenal, and how to safely, effectively and ethically employ each one.  It goes without saying that before employing any of these tactics, one must take the high ground and first try reasoning with the belligerent slut, no matter how frustrating it may be.  For example, give her an opportunity to apologize BEFORE you administer any physical punishment, i.e. “Take back what you said or I will hit you”.  It also helps to speak to the psychotic slut in a SLOW, DEEP TONE.  Pretend you are a psychiatrist dealing with an out-of-control patient.  Pretend your palm is smothered in a powerful anxiolytic balm, that when applied to her face with a slap, is absorbed into her bloodstream, and immediately calms her down.  You will administer the medication only if psychotherapy fails.

There are several highly effective methods that can bring even the most scary of situations under a man’s firm control.  Some of these methods include, in order of physical severity …

• Grabbing the slut by her shoulders and shaking her
• Grabbing the slut by her shoulders and pinning her up against the wall
• Administering a single, firm slap to the slut’s face
• Putting the slut over your knees and administering a bare-assed spanking
• Anally raping the slut with lubricant
• Anally raping the slut without lubricant

In the case of the latter two points, it may be necessary to trick the slut into “make up sex”, then get her naked, firmly plant yourself on top of her, and mercilessly rape her asshole.  Furthermore, when administering both spanking and anal rape, the effectiveness of the techniques are dramatically increased if you tell the slut WHY you are spanking or raping her as you are doing so.  For even better results, annunciate one word for each time the hand strikes her buttocks or the cock pounds her rectum.  For example, “THAT’S … WHAT … YOU … GET … FOR … NOT … SHUTTING … UP”. 

Interestingly, Colette feels that every corporal punishment method I have listed above, with the exception of slapping the face, is way too erotic to ever be perceived as scary enough for the slut to acquiesce to a man’s demand.  Instead, Colette feels that the man must slap the slut across the face VERY HARD in order to elicit an optimal response.  I would tend to agree with her assessment, in that I have watched her discipline belligerent sluts we bring home, and that method seems to work the best … at least it does when SHE uses it.

PLEASE NOTE:  I DO NOT CONDONE BEATING YOUR SLUT!  No male should ever beat a female (unless of course she has cheated on you, and you have chosen to beat her out of mercy, in lieu of taking her life).  If you are THAT angry, or she is THAT deserving of abuse, then the relationship should end.  Instead, punishment should be painful enough to elicit a response, yet safe enough that you could administer the punishment repeatedly without causing any permanent physical damage.   Also, using the RFS (Rapid Fire Slap) Technique is both unethical and not very effective, in that you are not giving her time to savour the sting of each slap, and thereby ponder the error of her ways.  Do not lose your cool.  Slap her ONCE then wait for the desired response.  The purpose of corporal punishment is not to take out your frustrations on the slut, but rather to assist in slut management. 

If she is a TOTAL CUNT who deserves to be slapped out vigorously, and you feel angry, you may wind up unintentionally harming her.  In this case take a “time out”, calm down, then when the venom has subsided, mete out the punishment in a cold, calculated, emotionless fashion.  One way to keep your emotions from affecting the corporal punishment is to pretend that you work in a mental institution run by an eccentric Swedish psychiatrist who feels that corporal punishment can be used to treat psychotic female patients.  Pretend you are one of the therapists.  That way you will view your slapping and raping as clinical and therapeutic.

IMPORTANT CAVEAT:   It should be obvious to most decent people that you should NEVER slap your slut in front of a child or a dog.  I do not care what you do in front of adults or cats (the latter are all the spawn of the devil).  But children and dogs should never be exposed to that sort of imagery.  For that matter, you should NEVER EVEN ARGUE in the presence of a child or a dog.  If your slut is too big of a CUNT to agree to either continue the argument later, or to take it to a private area well away from little or furry ears (i.e. the “I don’t care if the neighbours are listening” type), then she is likely a fucking sociopath that cares more about herself than the well being of that child or dog. 

Also, a CUNT with a fuse that short is at high risk of child or animal abuse, so even if you have to abduct the child or dog to get it away from that psycho slut, do so as fast as you can!  DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE POLICY ENFORCERS!  As a man, God gave you Dominion over all creatures, including your female, that child, and that dog.  He made you Earth’s caretaker and protector.  It is your duty to protect creatures that are in harm’s way, even if it means risking your own life and freedom.  You will get your just reward in the afterlife … trust me!

Now let us discuss some of the most common female “reactions” to being corporally punished.  The slut’s behaviour will rarely worsen after she has been administered corporal punishment.  If it does, then you must up the ante with even more severe punishment.  Instead, in most instances, she will cease the offensive activity within seconds of receiving the first volley of punishment, then react in one of the following ways … 

• SHE RUNS OFF CRYING:  That is the reaction you are looking for.  Unlike a soldier in battle, who will say “Thank you sir, I needed that”, after being slapped a slut will often start balling then run to another room.  For the punishment to be effective you must avoid the natural temptation to follow her, in order to comfort her because you love her.  The first time you hit her you may feel dread and shame.  There is nothing to be ashamed of … that is the Marxist Mainstream Media’s brainwashing you hear talking in your head.  She deserved it.  It is best for you to go to a neutral location in the home to chill out, i.e. on the computer to download porn.
• SHE FEIGNS DISBELIEF (i.e. “How could you hit a woman?” or “I can’t believe you hit me!”):  The LYING CUNT knows EXACTLY why you hit her!  If you encounter such a reaction, remind her of the chain of events that led up to the incident, i.e. “I tried to reason with you.  Then you started screaming at me.  I remained calm.  You began to lose control.  I warned you of what I would have to do.  You left me with no choice.”
• SHE THREATENS TO CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES:  95% of the time these threats are idle.  Just remind her that the neighbours will find out what “trailer trash” she is when the cops show up.  If she is the type of CUNT to actually call the cops just because you slapped her, NEVER, EVER, EVER admit to laying a finger on her.  If she calls the cops, the relationship is OVER anyway, so your only concern at that point should be to save your own skin.  Lie if necessary to protect yourself, especially if you live in North America (lying is generally immoral, but perfectly acceptable when used in self-defence against Fascist New World Order policy enforcers).  Say something along the lines of “She has a drug problem, officer.  She’s a pathological liar.  I’ve asked her to leave but she refuses to go.  She threatened to call the cops and say I hit her if I didn’t promise to take her back.  I don’t want any trouble.  Could you please escort her out of here.”  Say it very SLOWLY and CALMLY, in a DEEP VOICE.  Maintain unbroken contact with the older of the two officers.  She will most likely start screaming hysterically, saying things like “HE’S A LIAR!”  As she screams and comes toward you, pretend to be afraid, and hide behind one of the cops, then tell them in private that she has hit you before but you were too embarrassed to tell anyone about it because you are a guy.  In most jurisdictions the cops will try to trick you into admitting you hit her, because FemiNazi special interest groups organize the cop’s “domestic assault” training sessions.  STAND FIRM AND KEEP YOUR COOL.  If you do, there is ZERO PERCENT CHANCE OF BEING ARRESTED because it is your word against hers, and there is no chance of a successful prosecution unless you provide a confession.
• SHE THREATENS TO INFORM YOUR FRIENDS OR RELATIVES:  Big fucking deal.  Bring it on, baby!
• SHE THREATENS TO LEAVE YOU:  Most likely an idle threat, but if she does, good riddance CUNT!  If she would leave you just because you dealt her some minor corporal discipline, then for sure she would leave you if you wound up sick in a wheelchair.  She was obviously the disloyal type anyway.  Furthermore, the fact she you smacked her for being insubordinate toward you will make her think twice about behaving the same way toward another man.  In essence, you will have made her a little gun shy about repeating the same behaviour in future, and therefore helped the next guy in line for her vagina.  Think of it as a gift toward a fellow brother!
• SHE HITS YOU BACK:  In which case you hit her a second time, but so hard that she will never dare touch you in anger again.

No matter which method of corporal punishment you choose, make sure that after you administer the punishment, you always say something along the lines of “Why did you make me do that?”, as if SHE FORCED YOU to do it.  Furthermore, to be ethical, BEFORE you strike her, you should warn her that her belligerent behaviour will result in physical repercussions.  The most ethical way to do so is to employ a graduated warning system.  For example, if you are planning to slap a slut that is running at the mouth, say “Shut up or I will hit you”.  If she keeps blabbing, then say in a much louder voice “SHUT UP OR I WILL HIT YOU!”  If she keeps on blabbing, raise your hand toward her face and say “I’M FUCKING SERIOUS!  THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!  SHUT UP OR I WILL HIT YOU!”  If she continues to run at the mouth, then legally you have every right to hit her.  In essence, she has provided you with de facto consent.

It reminds me of the time that this cockteasing CUNT (a schoolteacher, which are the worst kind) was brought to my home by a female friend.  This CUNT annoyed me so much (mostly by being a cocktease) that I did not want her to set foot in my home again.  I sent her an email stating that I would RAPE HER ON SITE if she set foot on my property again.  I heard that she contacted the police and was told that there was nothing they could do because my “threatened action” was only to occur in reaction to something she was told not to do, which itself was an illegal activity (trespassing on private property).  It was no different than me saying “Set foot on my property and I will shoot you”.

In the long run, the goal in administering repeated corporal punishments is to permanently eliminate the slut’s offensive behaviour, by breaking her spirit to resist you.  Unfortunately, in the case of some sluts, that could take several weeks.  If you are in the possession of a hardcore case, the initial goal should be to humble the slut and force an apology.  Each time she apologizes, she is in essence admitting you were right and submitting to you.  Repeatedly acquiescing to your power will eventually break her, and in time hopefully turn her into a model female that you will be proud to introduce to friends and family.

If your slut experiences wild mood swings related to her menstrual cycle, she will often calm down anywhere from 1 hour to 2 days after being punished, and then apologize for forcing you to smack her.  A great method for dealing with such a female is to utilize a calendar to help her gain insight into her bitchiness.  You should record her menstrual cycle along with days during which incidents of insubordination take place.  If you can pull it off, hide the calendar in a spot that you know she will snoop in, and let her find out by accident that you are recording these incidents.  To make it even more believable, write down her doctor’s name and telephone number on the calendar, making her believe that you are in communication with him or her.  If she confronts the doctor, he or she will deny ever speaking with you, but the slut will not buy it, and become paranoid that people are “talking about” her behaviour behind her back. 

On my advice, one of my Toronto Real Men members went as far as creating a fake “diary” that he knew his girlfriend was reading.  I created dozens of entries for him to write in his diary, such as “Katie is out of control again.  It makes me so sad to see her act in such a classless way.  It makes her look less attractive to me.” and “I don’t know how much more of this I can take.  I’m weighing my options.”  Her attitude improved in a matter of days, PERMANENTLY!

PLEASE NOTE:  NEVER, EVER punish your slut using methods that leave bruises or marks on her body.  Firstly, any punishment that does so is likely not ethical, because it has the potential to cause physical harm.  Secondly, not only does marking up your slut give the authorities the evidence they need to take you into custody, but it also gives her something to show her meddling girlfriends in order for her to vilify you … kind of like a black and blue badge of cunty honour.  Furthermore, NEVER, EVER use anything other than your HANDS or COCK to punish her.  Even though the expression “Rule of Thumb” comes from an old rule that you could not beat your wife with a stick thicker than your thumb, it is not necessary to resort to such barbarity in modern times.  Pavlov has showed us that the better way to control sluts is through negative reinforcement.

Now that we know WHEN to utilize corporal punishment and HOW to mete it out, let us apply what we have learned to 7 case studies based on my past relationships.  Nowadays I would dump any one of these females.  However, at the times when I was required to take physical action against them, I did not have sufficient insight into the female psyche to know any better.  I will briefly summarize each case in CAPITAL LETTERS then offer a paragraph explaining what action I was forced to take, and the effect of that action on the subject slut.

CASE STUDY #1:  PATHOLOGICALLY JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND ACCUSES ME OF CHEATING ON HER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOT, AND CONCOCTS ELABORATE STORY TO GET ME TO ADMIT TO IT!

I came home to accusations of cheating on my girlfriend.  I did not cheat on her.  I first tried to reason with her, and explained where I had been (working).  She continued to accuse me, then called me a “liar” and said she saw me in my car driving with another slut.  I then felt pity for her because I thought that she had honestly mistaken another strikingly handsome guy for me.  I said it was not me.  She said it was my car for sure.  I said that it was a common make, model, and colour.  Then she said “I saw your license plate”.  At that point I KNEW she was lying all along, and just testing me.  Without warning I BACKHANDED THE CUNT so hard that she fell to the ground.  I said “NOW I HAVE CONFIRMED YOU’RE A LIAR BECAUSE I KNOW I DIDN’T CHEAT AND YOU’RE JUST TESTING ME!  APOLOGIZE NOW OR I’M LEAVING YOU FOR BEING PATHOLOGICALLY JEALOUS.”  She immediately apologized.  As she tried to get up I pushed her back down on her knees, whipped out my cock, raped her mouth, and blew a massive sperm load down her throat, holding my cock firmly in place as she gagged and gasped for air.  From that point forward she never accused me of infidelity.

CASE STUDY #2:  PSYCHOTIC, DERANGED LOVER WILL NOT STOP SCREAMING AT ME OR FOLLOWING ME FROM ROOM TO ROOM AS I TRY TO GET AWAY FROM HER!

After she began screaming at me for not removing my shoes at the door (I was on my cellular phone on a business call, so I was a bit distracted), I immediately acknowledged my rudeness, removed my shoes, and promised to be more considerate in future.  I tried to hug her, but she obviously had a bad day, and snapped.  She then escalated my simple transgression into me being “generally inconsiderate”.  When she began verbally assaulting me, I told her “this pointless argument is over”.  She would not shut up, so I calmly and quietly walked to another room.  She kept following.  Finally, I turned to face her and said “Shut up or I will hit you”.  She kept blabbing.  I said it again, louder, “SHUT UP OR I WILL HIT YOU”.  She still would not shut up.  I raised my palm to her and I said “I’M FUCKING SERIOUS …” and before I could even finish my sentence, her faced filled with fear and she ran off.  30 minutes later, she apologized for being a CUNT, and never challenged me again.

CASE STUDY #3:  MENTALLY DERANGED GIRLFRIEND BECOMES VERBALLY ABUSIVE EVERY TIME I CHALLENGE HER ON A HOT BUTTON TOPIC, AS A PRELUDE TO MAKEUP SEX!

This CUNT was priceless.  Being a psycho made her an amazing fuck.  She would often verbally abuse me in bed.  It was pretty sexy.  But once in a while she would get off on purposely getting into a massive argument with me.  She would then start calling me nasty names.  Her favourite was to accuse me of being a homosexual (pretty delusional, huh?)  She would say “You’re a fucking fag”.  For the first few weeks of our tryst, I found it amusing; but it started wearing on me.  Finally, I sat her down one day and said “No more picking fights for sport, and no more verbal abuse.  If you don’t stop, it’s over.”  She agreed, but an hour later, she was back to calling me names.  I knew that slapping her would only encourage her, so I dragged her to bed for what she thought was rough sex, put her on all fours, jammed my cock into her asshole, then ANALLY RAPED HER so hard, that she screamed and cried, and by the time I was finished, she had 4 bleeding anal fissures.  During the punishment, I told her why she was being punished, one word per cock plunge, i.e. “NEVER … CALL … ME … NAMES … AGAIN”.  Of course, with my luck, the punishment backfired, in that she ENJOYED being anally raped, and over the next few days the verbal abuse intensified.  I dumped her one week later.

CASE STUDY #4:  STUBBORN LOVER WITH CHIP ON HER SHOULDER BECOMES VERBALLY ABUSIVE AND PSYCHOTICALLY ARGUMENTATIVE OVER A MINOR DIFFERENCE OF OPINION!

Without getting into too many details on the lead up to the incident that finally set me off, ONE FIRM SLAP followed by me saying “This relationship is over” straightened the CUNT out.  As I went to put on my coat and leave her for good, she fell to the ground and begged me for forgiveness.  We dated for about 3 months thereafter, and she was sweet as punch.  I chose not to continue our love affair because she and I had irreconcilable political differences.

CASE STUDY #5:  GIRLFRIEND HARBOURING INTENSE RESENT TOWARD MEN DISRESPECTS ME IN PUBLIC BY MAKING INSULTING REMARKS TOWARD ME AT SOCIAL FUNCTION!

This CUNT did not have the excuse of being drunk.  Instead, she was jealous of the fact that the hostess of the function (a friend of hers), kept telling me how “interesting” I was, even though I was not actively pursuing compliments.  I was merely being my charming self, entertaining the guests with my opinions on religion and politics.  My girlfriend’s eye-rolls slowly morphed into huffing and puffing, then whispers under her breath, and finally the statement “Dimitri’s a big phoney!  He’s so full of shit!”  Since I have no shame, I am incapable of being embarrassed.  However, I was not about to let her get away with disrespecting me in public.  I said out loud “I think someone needs some fresh air because the blood loss from her menstrual flow has decreased the oxygen supply to her brain”.  I grabbed her by the arm and dragged her out to the front porch, and before she could ever open her mouth, I slapped her VERY HARD ACROSS THE FACE, followed with “If you do not walk into that room and say, word for word, I AM SORRY FOR ACTING LIKE A JEALOUS CUNT, I will walk out of this function and never see you again.”  She said it, word for word, to the utter shock and loud gasps of about half a dozen FemiNazis, including the diesel half of a lesbian couple who nearly fell her chair!  One week later, I found out that the slut was badmouthing me behind my back (she no longer had the courage to do it in my presence), so I dumped her.

CASE STUDY #6:  GIRLFRIEND SUDDENLY SAYS “I’M NOT GOING” AND REFUSES TO LEAVE THE HOUSE, AS WE ARE RUNNING LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT SOCIAL FUNCTION!

I told this piece of work to “Dress like a slut, with emphasis on your camel toe and nipples”.  She refused.  I then grabbed her by the nipples and pinned her up against the wall.  I whispered, calmly and slowly “Listen bitch.  I know you had a bad day at work.  Not my problem.  I consider you my slut.  I love you for being my slut.  Today is no different than any other day.  Be a good girl and put on the sheer tights and the tight t-shirt.”  Then I French-kissed her.  She submitted and we had a lovely evening.

CASE STUDY #7:  WHEN I REFUSE TO DO SOMETHING SHE WANTS ME TO DO, GIRLFRIEND ACCUSES ME OF BEING “TOO SCARED” TO DO IT!

This one was classic.  If I would say “I do not want to go horseback riding” she would say “You’re scared of horses!  What a wimp!”.  Then I would explain to her that I actually FEEL SORRY for the horses, that they do not seem happy at the stables, and that they should be allowed to run free rather than being held in captivity.  If I would say “I don’t want to see that movie” she would say “You’re just scared that it will challenge your beliefs!”  Then I would explain to her that I feel the film is pro-war propaganda, and out of principle I will not watch it.  Anyway, one day she accused me of being too scared to drive in nasty winter conditions (to of all places, a low brow film).  I finally had enough of her insults, so I told her to “Take it back”.  She refused.  I told her “Apologize for saying I am too scared to drive.  I only fear God … nothing else.  I am saying to you that I am NOT afraid.  I am swearing that I am not afraid.  If you say that I am afraid, then you are accusing me of lying to you.”  Once again she refused to take it back.  I slowly escalated the argument until we got to a light slap across the cheek.  Feeling the sting of my palm set something off, and she ran out of the room in tears.  After 4 hours of the silent treatment, she approached me to massage my back, apologized, licked my asshole, sucked my cock, and never accused me of being “scared” again.

In conclusion, managing a female’s mood swings is not easy.  FemiNazi propaganda being spread by the New World Order through the Mainstream Media has convinced men that using a “bitch-slap” to bring a belligerent slut in line, is tantamount to “assault”.  God gave men padded palms with which to bitch-slap, and gave females padding buttocks upon which to receive our spanks.  Not utilizing these God-given tools is a slap in God’s face!  Whose face is more important?  God’s or some slut’s?