{"id":506,"date":"2013-04-30T10:20:06","date_gmt":"2013-04-30T14:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dimitrithelover.com\/blog\/?p=506"},"modified":"2013-04-30T10:20:06","modified_gmt":"2013-04-30T14:20:06","slug":"how-to-employ-rasputin-mindrape-protocols-to-manipulate-fags-into-aggressively-recruiting-sluts-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dimitrithelover.com\/blog\/how-to-employ-rasputin-mindrape-protocols-to-manipulate-fags-into-aggressively-recruiting-sluts-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Employ Rasputin MindRape Protocols To Manipulate Fags Into Aggressively Recruiting Sluts For You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It goes without saying that fags are HIGHLY MANIPULATIVE.\u00a0 They possess the\u00a0cunning of a female combined with the sheer intelligence of a male.\u00a0 In regards to their ability to woo the masses, they are God&#8217;s most perfect mistake!\u00a0\u00a0Furthermore, most &#8220;fag hags&#8221; are\u00a0HIGHLY SUGGESTIBLE sluts with low self-esteem.\u00a0 Over the years I have\u00a0lectured my students\u00a0on how to seduce fag hags.\u00a0 What I would like to discuss for the purposes of this blog post is not only how to manipulate fags into convincing\u00a0their fag hags to become your lovers, but also how to manipulate fags into recruiting new fag hags for the express purpose of servicing you.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Females are known for maintaining\u00a0groups of desperate men as &#8220;friends&#8221; with the intent of\u00a0taking advantage of them, either financially, psychologically, or through the theft of their labour or time.\u00a0 The slut will often have a\u00a0pussy-whipped boyfriend or husband who is tolerant of her immoral behaviour, or she will be highly promiscuous,\u00a0sitting on scores of alpha-male cocks each month.\u00a0\u00a0When she addresses any one of her\u00a0beta-male bitches, she will often\u00a0say something along the lines\u00a0of &#8220;I love you!\u00a0 You&#8217;re a great friend!&#8221;\u00a0 If any of these brainwashed losers ever steps out of line and suggests introducing a sexual element to the relationship, she will put the &#8220;man&#8221; in his place with the dick-softening &#8220;We&#8217;re just friends&#8221; or &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to risk ruining our friendship&#8221;.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>For all intents and purposes, these na\u00efve men are &#8220;Royal Court Eunuchs&#8221;, on call to their parasitic queen at all hours of the day and night.\u00a0 Even though the platonic ground rules of the relationship are established from the outset, these highly manipulative sluts create a state of cognitive dissonance in the men; they utilize\u00a0subtle flirtation and psychological manipulation,\u00a0so that each of the\u00a0men thinks\u00a0he actually has\u00a0a good chance of becoming her lover in future, in the event that she either becomes single, or has the sudden urge for a familiar, safe &#8220;friend with benefits&#8221;. <!--more--><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Similarly, a heterosexual man can utilize Rasputin MindRape Protocols to create a team of socially skilled Faggots, whose only purpose is to recruit desperate sluts to act as the man&#8217;s cumdumpsters.\u00a0 <\/strong><strong>This task can easily be accomplished if you understand basic fag psychology.\u00a0 <\/strong><strong>FAG AXIOM #1:\u00a0 A homosexual man&#8217;s biggest fantasy is to HAVE SEX WITH OR BECOME THE BITCH OF A MASCULINE, BORDERLINE-ABUSIVE HETEROSEXUAL MAN!\u00a0 As long as\u00a0the fag\u00a0feels that there is\u00a0even the slightest chance that\u00a0the man\u00a0may present him with a masculine penis upon which to suckle, he will enthusiastically do the man&#8217;s most despicable bidding!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Keeping the above fact in mind, if you choose the right faggot, and set a strict &#8220;we&#8217;re just friends&#8221; boundary with him, he will do ANYTHING for you (other than lick a cunt &#8230; the mere sight of a vulva\u00a0is fag kryptonite).\u00a0 Furthermore, he will live vicariously through the sluts he encourages to fuck you, often demanding that they provide him with\u00a0lurid, salacious details of their sexual encounters with you,\u00a0in order for him to put himself in the lucky sluts&#8217; shoes, and thereby provide him with hours of high quality jerk off material.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Let us first discuss WHERE\u00a0you can\u00a0find suitable faggots to join the ranks of your limp-wristed pussy-hunting posse.\u00a0 Do not, under ANY circumstances, take the lazy way out and attend venues known to be teeming with homosexuals (i.e. &#8220;gay&#8221; clubs, &#8220;gay&#8221; districts, etc.)\u00a0 To reel in your chosen faggot, you must maintain the untarnished\u00a0image of being 100% HETEROSEXUAL AND MACHO.\u00a0 Real men do not attend faggy venues.\u00a0 Instead, you must appear to\u00a0encounter each of your target faggots by chance.\u00a0 Furthermore, chance meetings will create a romantic story that the\u00a0fags\u00a0could share with all their fudge-packing friends,\u00a0as they\u00a0giggle, sip martinis, and exchange\u00a0STD anecdotes.\u00a0 Some of the\u00a0situations in which to meet suitable faggots, in no specific order and by no means a complete list, are &#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Waiters, baristas, bartenders<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Cashiers<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Hairdressers<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Retail sales associates (especially tight-fitting men&#8217;s clothing)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>You will notice that in every venue I have listed above\u00a0above, the target faggot is required to be a &#8220;social butterfly&#8221; who interacts with the general public.\u00a0 That attribute is very important, in that we do not want to enlist a shy, awkward fag to recruit cock-hungry whores.\u00a0 We want an annoying\u00a0faggot that is\u00a0loud, proud, meddling, and\u00a0in everyone&#8217;s face!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>My gaydar is second to none, but\u00a0 I am concerned that many of you may not be able to\u00a0differentiate a homosexual male from one that is a metrosexual or a hipster.\u00a0 In a future article I will analyze the congenital brain abnormality that causes homosexuality, and how the abnormality is expressed in human beings, both physically and psychologically.\u00a0 However, since time is short and I want to get on with today&#8217;s topic, I will provide you with a simple, street-tested\u00a0solution.\u00a0 The best test of male homosexuality\u00a0is for you to maintain unbroken\u00a0eye contact with\u00a0the target\u00a0male for at least 5 seconds.\u00a0\u00a0Most fags will not break contact (unless you look hideous).\u00a0 Most heterosexual males (unless they are in a confrontation with you), will break contact well-before that time elapses.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now let us discuss the best TYPES of faggots for you\u00a0to choose for the purposes of recruiting and\u00a0managing sluts for\u00a0your FHH (&#8220;fag-hag harem&#8221;).\u00a0 As mention earlier, we want a &#8220;social butterfly&#8221; of a faggot.\u00a0 Close your eyes for a moment and picture a skinny, coke-addicted, flaming\u00a0gay bottom, with short hair, pirate beard, earing, and tattoos, surrounded by awkward, desperately under-fucked fag hags, toward whom he is barking out orders\u00a0whilst exhibiting a pronounced lisp.\u00a0 Imagine him saying &#8220;Move it\u00a0girls!\u00a0 Dimitri&#8217;s going to be here in 15 minutes!\u00a0 Shave those pussies, put on your skanky outfits, and make sure you look FABULOUS!\u00a0 Slut inspection is in 10 minutes!&#8221;\u00a0 If you cannot picture the faggot in that exact harem-management scenario, then HE IS NOT YOUR SHE-MAN!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Furthermore, watch how the faggot moves.\u00a0 You want one that is as effeminate as possible (the reason for this quality will become more evident further down, when you learn the greatest compliment you can give a fag).\u00a0 Also, if his locomotion reminds you of a high-fashion model strutting her stuff on a runway, then HE IS THE ONE!\u00a0\u00a0And watch for the faggot turning his head and glancing around the room,\u00a0desperately\u00a0in search of recognition or attention.\u00a0 Those types of &#8220;attention whores&#8221; will make the best slut recruiters in that they are both CRAVING to increase the size of their pathetic fag hag flock and MAGNETS for highly suggestible, vulnerable sluts.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now that\u00a0you have identified your target faggot,\u00a0you have to MindRape\u00a0him into becoming your &#8220;buddy&#8221; (who just happens to have a congenital brain abnormality\u00a0that causes him to abnormally crave your cock).\u00a0 Firstly, NEVER EVER FLIRT WITH\u00a0HIM OVERTLY!\u00a0 That will destroy\u00a0his image of you as a macho, potentially fag-bashing, douchebag.\u00a0 You have to\u00a0compliment\u00a0him in a subtle\u00a0way.\u00a0 I would start off by giving\u00a0him the biggest compliment anyone can give a faggot &#8230; &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe you&#8217;re gay!\u00a0 You&#8217;re one of the most masculine looking and acting guys I&#8217;ve ever met.\u00a0 Girls must be all over you!&#8221;\u00a0 That is all it takes, my friends.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next step in the enlistment process is to give your\u00a0prospective fag buddy some good reasons to be your &#8220;friend&#8221;.\u00a0 One of those reasons has to be that\u00a0he will have a CHANCE\u00a0of becoming\u00a0your lover.\u00a0 He never will, but he must be misled into believing, in his twisted little brain,\u00a0that the scenario is at least POSSIBLE.\u00a0 That can be accomplished a number of different ways.\u00a0 One way is to graphically describe an &#8220;orgy&#8221; you attended at which you and one of your buddies stuffed both your cocks into some skank&#8217;s worn out cunt.\u00a0 Describe a few more instances of &#8220;inadvertent&#8221; male on male contact.\u00a0 Then tell the faggot &#8220;I don&#8217;t want you to get the wrong idea, David.\u00a0 Nothing gay happened.\u00a0 I mean, there would be nothing wrong if it did, but it didn&#8217;t.&#8221;\u00a0 The fag will now view you as\u00a0a non-homophobic, open-minded, potential conquest, that\u00a0may be\u00a0just confused enough to be manipulated into\u00a0committing at least one act of discreet faggotry.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>You have to provide your target faggot with a few more reasons to become your &#8220;friend&#8221;, in that unless you look like a Harlequin Romance\u00a0stud, the remote hope of tasting a masculine, heterosexual\u00a0cock, will not be a sufficient enticement for him to associate with you.\u00a0 Start by asking him about himself.\u00a0 Fags love talking about themselves.\u00a0 No matter what self-centred drivel flows from his sperm-crusted lips, act like you are totally fascinated!\u00a0 Tell him you would love to learn more about his hobbies, his cat, his mother, his\u00a0HIV status, his hemorrhoids,\u00a0or anything else that interests him.\u00a0 Once he has basically provided you with a novella about himself, offer\u00a0him friendship with &#8220;You are such an interesting person, David!\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never thought of having a gay guy as a friend.\u00a0 I&#8217;d like you to be my first gay friend.\u00a0 What do you say, buddy?&#8221;\u00a0 That will make him feel special.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now that you have enlisted your target faggot, you have to MindRape\u00a0him into becoming your slut-hunting bitch.\u00a0 But before doing so, you have to follow the GOLDEN RULE OF FAG MANAGEMENT:\u00a0 Either make sure each of your fags do not meet one another, or if they do, discreetly tell each of them in private that they are your &#8220;#1 FAG&#8221;.\u00a0 Fags are\u00a0way more\u00a0competitive with one another than females are, so they need to feel special.\u00a0 Give\u00a0each of\u00a0your\u00a0fags\u00a0the occasional hug while referring to\u00a0him\u00a0as your &#8220;#1 FAG&#8221;.\u00a0 Fags love it when\u00a0straight men call them &#8220;FAG&#8221;, as long as it is done in a\u00a0non-insulting way.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now ask the fag what types of fags he is into.\u00a0 Let him get graphic with you.\u00a0 Ask him if he prefers his men &#8220;cut&#8221; or &#8220;uncut&#8221; (ask him what he is then tell him what you are).\u00a0 Ask him if he is into leaner or more muscular men.\u00a0 Ask him to explain the whole &#8220;gay bear&#8221; thing to you (tell him that you just do not get it &#8230; he will think you are cute for asking).\u00a0\u00a0As he describes\u00a0his sexual preferences, interject by telling him what kind of slut attributes\u00a0you are into.\u00a0 Tell him you like them SKANKY AND DESPERATE.\u00a0 Tell\u00a0him exactly what criteria your perfect slut would possess.\u00a0 Make sure to tell him what type of sluts you LOATHE.\u00a0 Bring up sluts from the past that pissed you off.\u00a0 Fags love gossiping about hateful or negative subjects that have a morbid undertone.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next, have him describe some recent sexual encounters he has had.\u00a0 Then you do the same.\u00a0 During the interplay, interject every now and then with &#8220;You and I like the same types of\u00a0bitches, David.\u00a0 We just cum into different holes.&#8221;\u00a0 He will love it!\u00a0 Also, there are many terms used by both homosexual and heterosexual males which will help you bond with your fag buddy even further.\u00a0 For example, a &#8220;Fuck Pig&#8221;\u00a0means the same thing &#8230; it could be a\u00a0promiscuous<\/strong><strong>\u00a0slut or a flaming fag bottom.\u00a0 Same with the term &#8220;Spinner&#8221; &#8230; it could be a petite slut riding a heterosexual cock,\u00a0or an underage Thai boy riding a homosexual cock.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>One time I told a fag &#8220;Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed&#8221;.\u00a0 He delightfully retorted &#8220;Old enough to\u00a0grow, old enough to blow&#8221; (referring to starting to grow hair during puberty).\u00a0 I laughed, then he added &#8220;We can both agree on &#8216;Old enough to pee, old enough for me!'&#8221;\u00a0 I felt a bit uncomfortable at finding out he\u00a0had pedophilic tendencies, but then again it comes with the territory when you are dealing with faggots!\u00a0 Do not be shocked if they start bringing up young boys.\u00a0 Just smile, be polite, and change the topic!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>After you and your new buddy have spent some time\u00a0exploring common sexual ground, you\u00a0will have to broach the topic of him actually recruiting suitable sluts for you.\u00a0 He already knows what types of\u00a0sluts you like.\u00a0 But because his reputation is EVERYTHING to him, he will never refer one of his fag hags to you unless he\u00a0is pretty\u00a0certain that\u00a0you are a great fuck.\u00a0 If you can fuck a slut into a coma (like I can), brag to him about your stamina, pelvic thrust velocity, ability to orally pleasure a slut, etc.\u00a0 Tell him that you have never found a slut that could keep up with you in bed.\u00a0 Tell him they are usually sore and unable to walk after you are through with them.\u00a0 Tell him that one even wound up in the\u00a0emergency department\u00a0with a torn snatch, requiring 10 stitches (any sexual anecdote that involves an injury serious enough to require hospitalization, especially an orifice that is torn\u00a0or has a foreign object hopelessly lodged\u00a0in it, will get him very intrigued).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now that your fag knows that you are a superhuman lover, the best way to get him to agree to refer sluts to you is\u00a0to tell him that if you come across any faggots that fit his criteria, you will pass them along.\u00a0 Tell him to do the same for you.\u00a0 Also, tell him that you will snap pics of the sluts he refers you,\u00a0as they are in the process of either\u00a0being fucked or sucking your cock, and that you will email him the photos\u00a0for his personal enjoyment.\u00a0 HE WILL LOVE THAT!\u00a0 One glimpse of your cock and he will stuff your itinerary with several weeks worth of fuck pigs!\u00a0 PLEASE NOTE:\u00a0 Make sure the photos do not show a lot of vulva.\u00a0\u00a0Best is\u00a0to snap an all-4&#8217;s anal pic.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fag hags\u00a0trust faggots implicitly, so\u00a0they\u00a0share personal details about their sex lives with their chosen faggot.\u00a0 As such, your new fag buddy will already know which sluts to target for you.\u00a0 He will\u00a0know exactly which skank puts out within hours (or minutes) of meeting a man.\u00a0 He will also know what it will take to get her naked and barebacked.\u00a0 He will refer the slut over to you, and in most cases, will even provide you with step-by-step labia-separating instructions, based on her past indiscretions.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Once you are presented with a fag hag to service, there is one important order of business to address before seducing her:\u00a0 you must convince her that you are not a man who is in the habit of hanging out with faggots because you are confused about your gender identity.\u00a0 The simplest way to do that is to say, in as vulgar a tone as possible, &#8220;I find faggots generally annoying.\u00a0 They&#8217;re gossipy and narcissistic.\u00a0 They&#8217;re worse than women.\u00a0 But David is different.\u00a0 Sure, he&#8217;s got a bit of a crush on me, and I occasionally have to put the little fag in line by telling him I&#8217;m straight, but overall he&#8217;s a very honest, kind-hearted soul.\u00a0 I was blown away when he suggested that you and I get romantically involved, and that we&#8217;d be sexually compatible.\u00a0 I was very touched by his gesture.\u00a0 I trust a gay guy&#8217;s intuition.\u00a0 They&#8217;re great matchmakers.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s keep an open mind and trust David!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>And there you have it.\u00a0 You will never have to work so little\u00a0for so much sex!\u00a0 If you want to keep getting sluts referred over to you, just make sure to call David the next day with all the gruesome details.\u00a0 Do it even when the slut you just ravaged was not one\u00a0within his hag flock, so that he feels a bit insecure about his usefulness to you.\u00a0 Email him pics every now and then, but only of sluts that HE referred to you, so as to provide him with a Pavlovian reward that will encourage him to keep referring skanks.\u00a0 But most importantly, DO A GREAT JOB IN BED!\u00a0 If even one slut walks away unsatisfied, your fag will cease to refer hags to you.\u00a0 REMEMBER:\u00a0 after you have fucked one of a fag&#8217;s hags, she will submit a detailed report of the sexual encounter to him.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now that you have assembled one or a team faggots to recruit sluts for you, it is important that you MAINTAIN the illusion that\u00a0each of the fags\u00a0have a chance of themselves becoming\u00a0your slut.\u00a0 The best way to do that is to occasionally slip a sexual compliment into a conversation that comes across as &#8220;just kidding&#8221; but with just enough truth to it to offer the fag some hope of being the recipient of\u00a0a heterocock ramming.\u00a0 For example, you might say &#8220;You look great David!\u00a0 Have you been working out?\u00a0 I nearly went gay when I saw you!\u00a0 Just kidding!&#8221; or &#8220;I don&#8217;t want you to get the wrong idea, but I sort of noticed your ass when you got up to use the can, and it puts most guys&#8217; asses to shame.&#8221;\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Do not compliment him too often or he will think you are turning gay.\u00a0 I would do so\u00a0maybe once every couple of weeks &#8230; just enough\u00a0to throw him off guard.\u00a0 So it does not sound forced, practice saying it in front of a mirror with a\u00a0straight face (no pun intended).\u00a0 Also, fags love gifts.\u00a0 Out of principle, never spend money on your faggot.\u00a0 Instead, MAKE HIM A GIFT!\u00a0\u00a0If he knows you made it, he will think it came from your heart.\u00a0 I suggest\u00a0making a\u00a0pomander by\u00a0poking dozens of cloves into an orange;\u00a0or perhaps baking some delicious\u00a0chocolate brownies.\u00a0 Even if you totally fuck up, he will love the thought.\u00a0 To really get him going, present the gift to him in a VERY MASCULINE WAY, by saying &#8220;David, you&#8217;ve been a great friend so I decided to make you something that\u00a0I thought a gay guy would like.\u00a0 I went all over Google looking and I did my best.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not a fucking chick so excuse me if\u00a0my gift didn&#8217;t turn out.&#8221;\u00a0 He will think you are the cutest, bumbling straight guy ever!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>One downside to keep in mind is that\u00a0your faggot\u00a0will brag to his less fortunate bum buddies, that he scored a straight buddy.\u00a0 They likely will all want to meet you.\u00a0 Do not be\u00a0alarmed at\u00a0the prospect of having to\u00a0attend a fag function, and do not be frightened if you are surrounded by a gang of drooling girlie men.\u00a0 It is a common misconception that straight men are &#8220;raped&#8221; by faggots.\u00a0 THEM raping YOU is not on their agenda.\u00a0 It is NOT\u00a0their fantasy.\u00a0 It is vice-versa.\u00a0 In their fantasies YOU are the aggressor.\u00a0 They are YOUR bitches.\u00a0 Just be brave when you meet his friends.\u00a0 Shake their hands FIRMLY and never maintain eye contact for great than 2 seconds per fag, so as not to give them the wrong impression.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>To keep yourself from getting flustered, just pretend they are all totally straight.\u00a0 Talk about stuff that straight guys talk about.\u00a0 Sports, beer, sluts, etc.\u00a0 They will gawk at you in total awe of your epic\u00a0straightness!\u00a0 Put on a show.\u00a0 Act like a total Neanderthal.\u00a0 Make sure to say something along the lines of &#8220;How often do you fags get together like this?&#8221;\u00a0 Also, when you have to use the bathroom,\u00a0do it in a very crude way by saying\u00a0&#8220;I need to take a piss.\u00a0 Where&#8217;s the fucking can in this joint?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The most common annoyance\u00a0you will encounter at the\u00a0function will be one of the\u00a0bolder faggots coming on to you.\u00a0 It may involve him\u00a0saying something along the lines of &#8220;Have you ever fantasized about doing it with another guy?\u00a0 If you close your eyes and don&#8217;t look down, you&#8217;ll never know the difference.\u00a0 (giggle, giggle)&#8221;\u00a0 If that does happen, say &#8220;When I decide to go gay, you&#8217;ll be the first fag I call.&#8221;\u00a0 Then slap him hard enough on the back to almost knock him over, and shake his sweaty, trembling hand as if you are making a pact.\u00a0 Furthermore, some faggots will try to seduce you by telling you stories of straight, married\u00a0men they have\u00a0sexually serviced.\u00a0 They will describe how masculine the men were and how they led normal heterosexual lives, occasionally deciding that their cocks needed some brotherly love.\u00a0 Just be polite, smile, and let their pick up lines roll off your back.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Anyway, good luck on recruiting fags to do your bidding.\u00a0 Many of my seduction students have been using this technique since I developed it almost\u00a015 years ago, with 100% success.\u00a0 Some\u00a0have ceased all other seduction methods, and use fag manipulation EXCLUSIVELY.\u00a0 I have kept it secret for all these years, but decided to share it with my blog readers, as a special gift to commemorate my 10th blog post.\u00a0 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