{"id":380,"date":"2013-02-14T10:02:27","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T15:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dimitrithelover.com\/blog\/?p=380"},"modified":"2013-02-14T10:02:27","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T15:02:27","slug":"why-valentines-day-is-for-metrosexuals-and-how-you-can-game-it-to-seduce-romantically-shell-shocked-sluts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dimitrithelover.com\/blog\/why-valentines-day-is-for-metrosexuals-and-how-you-can-game-it-to-seduce-romantically-shell-shocked-sluts\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Valentine’s Day Is For Metrosexuals And How You Can Game It To Seduce Romantically Shell-Shocked Sluts"},"content":{"rendered":"

There is no ROMANTIC obligation incorporated into Western Society\u2019s evolutionarily unnatural courtship protocols that is more prolific than the requirement to participate in a structured VALENTINE\u2019S DAY ROMANCE.\u00a0 And there is no phenomenon created by that obligation that is more pathetic than the spectacle of a queue of over-worked, under-paid, depressed-looking men with downcast eyes, lining up at a grocery store\u2019s floral department between 5\u00a0and 6 PM every February the 14th, to purchased a dozen over-priced roses that have been so genetically over-engineered for their appearance that the ROMANTICALLY SWEET rosey scent has been all but bred out of them!\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

This artificial 24 hour window of storybook-cheesy ROMANTIC opportunity sets expectations that are virtually impossible to fulfill,\u00a0resulting in a set of circumstances which will most likely converge to create an EPIC ROMANTIC FAILURE.<\/strong>\u00a0 Furthermore, the mainstream media and corporate interests, both of which are\u00a0controlled by the NEW WORLD ORDER, have brainwashed these na\u00efve men into thinking that an entire year of often neglectful, inconsiderate, or even boorish behaviour toward their wives or girlfriends, can be wiped away in one fell swoop by a single ROMANTIC VALENTINE\u2019S DAY GESTURE (such as flowers, chocolates, lingerie, or a candlelit dinner).\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

Most\u00a0sluts of even borderline intelligence can see right through this CONTRIVED SENTIMENTAL DRIVEL.\u00a0 It is all too little, too late.\u00a0 Like the\u00a0MYTHS of\u00a0\u201cManmade Global Warming\u201d, “Gun Control Saves Lives”,\u00a0\u201cImmunizations Are Safe\u201d, & \u201cWorld Over-Population\u00a0Will Lead\u00a0To\u00a0Starvation\u201d, the mainstream media and consumer society have sold our limp-dicked METROSEXUAL brothers one big pack of NEW WORLD ORDER LIES!<\/strong><\/p>\n

I consider myself\u00a0one of the last TRUE ROMANTICS.\u00a0\u00a0I\u00a0write\u00a0sensual love-drenched poetry for and speak erotic words to\u00a0Colette on a daily basis.\u00a0\u00a0I believe\u00a0that the VALENTINE\u2019S DAY ritual merely creates an excuse for men to be UNROMANTIC ASSHOLES 364 days a year, supposedly affording them the luxury of wiping\u00a0the slate clean during a single day of ROMANTIC REPENTANCE.\u00a0 Most men cannot be anything but UNROMANTIC because they have been chemically and psychologically CASTRATED by North American society, subsequently building up bitterness & resent toward tri-orificed beings, and losing that innate manly edge required for spinning ROMANTIC PROSE and lavishing one’s slut with\u00a0SPONTANEOUS ROMANTIC GESTURES.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Therefore, these\u00a0eunuchs have lost the\u00a0natural instinct to patronize & look down upon sluts as inferior beings.\u00a0 That instinct\u00a0is what makes a man feel\u00a0the obligation to \u201ccare for & protect\u201d\u00a0a slut\u00a0after she has\u00a0surrendered herself to him.\u00a0 It is the same feeling that\u00a0the guardian of\u00a0a dog or of a person with Downs Syndrome experiences.\u00a0 You want to pamper your dog with tasty treats and belly rubs\u00a0every day.\u00a0 You want to pamper Corky Thatcher with pudding or the occasional prostitute because he relies upon you for caring and protection.\u00a0 These man-canine and man-retard\/spaz relationships\u00a0represent love in its purest form.<\/strong><\/p>\n

That innate drive to care for and protect one’s possession\u00a0has been extinguished in the METROSEXUAL.\u00a0 This phenomenon\u00a0creates a serious problem because in order for a man to behave in a SPONTANEOUSLY ROMANTIC fashion rather than being forced into doing so as part of a societal obligation, he must feel that his slut is tantamount to higher echelon chattel and meant to be enjoyed as such \u2026 protected from theft or damage \u2026 worshipped like a fine automobile or a high-end stereo system.\u00a0 Using the automotive analogy, VALENTINE\u2019S DAY would be equivalent to WASH YOUR CAR DAY.\u00a0 No real man needs to be reminded to clean his precious automotive chattel \u2026 so why does he need to be reminded to ROMANCE his slut?\u00a0 It is because he has stopped\u00a0viewing her as valuable chattel worthy of being cared for as such.<\/strong><\/p>\n

This ONCE A YEAR ROMANCE phenomenon is so widespread in Western Society that most sluts active in the \u201cdating scene\u201d have become bitter and jaded from the cumulative disillusionment created by year after year of ROMANTIC LETDOWNS.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0The mainstream media hypes up the expectation that\u00a0females\u00a0will be swept off\u00a0their collective feet on February the 14th, and when one is not, she falls into a deep fuckless funk, quickly followed by\u00a0fanatical resentment toward anyone with a penis.\u00a0 And after yet another year of resentment has built up in a slut\u2019s heart, unless a man can pull off a ROMANTIC MIRACLE on February the 14th,\u00a0she is going to end the evening with serious doubts about whether he is worthy of the gift of VALENTINE VULVA.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

And\u00a0even if her VALENTINE\u2019S DAY love interest is a BRAND NEW MAN starting the love affair off with a clean slate, she is still going to hold him accountable for every erotic misdeed perpetrated against her by every man she has ever dated.\u00a0 Even worse, she will compare his VALENTINE\u2019S DAY GESTURES to all those ever lavished upon her by every man from past years, with specific emphasis on the one greatest gesture of “love”\u00a0she has ever received.\u00a0 That epically disgusting gesture\u00a0was likely bestowed upon her by a desperate man with deep pockets who wined, dined and gifted her into ecstasy, with the only stipulation being “the platonic pleasure of\u00a0(her) company”.\u00a0 In the same way that scab labour sabotages the bargaining ability of picketing strikers, this scab of a man crossed the picket line of love, and undermined your position at the sexual bargaining table.\u00a0 Because of that conniving scumbag, if\u00a0you\u00a0cannot pull off what she perceives to be\u00a0the PERFECT VALENTINE\u2019S DAY for her, she is not going to want to see you\u00a0again, let alone drain\u00a0your pathologically swollen testicles on that fateful night.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Furthermore, most modern day men are incapable of delving out the sugary romance, due to\u00a0decades of society promoting gradually more and more extreme METROSEXUAL dress & behaviour.\u00a0 This gender-bending\u00a0has turned the vast majority North American males into TIMID SHE-MEN.\u00a0 Subsequently, sluts no longer possess a FEARFUL RESPECT for the immense potential\u00a0POWER OF THE COCK! \u00a0They belligerently talk back to men, treat them with total disdain, disrespect them in public, and behave in an insubordinate manner; all without any fear of psychological or corporal reprisals!\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

Interestingly, most desperately underfucked sluts\u00a0that Colette & I\u00a0encounter nowadays\u00a0tell\u00a0us that their #1 fantasy is to be RAPED!\u00a0 Many of these sluts have admitted to\u00a0us in confidence that they now resort to NASTY COCKTEASING in an attempt to get men\u2019s attention and\u00a0encourage men to aggressively pursue seduction.\u00a0 In\u00a0the most extreme of circumstances, they try to provoke a man\u2019s \u201cINNER RAPIST\u201d in order to drive him into a\u00a0rape frenzy.<\/strong>\u00a0 However, METROSEXUALS either do not recognize these overt \u201cCOURTSHIP CUES\u201d or sadly have lost all motivation to act upon them,\u00a0primarily\u00a0due to the effects of mass feminization.\u00a0 Therefore, there is rarely any aggressive follow-through\u00a0by the intended recipient of the “RAPE ME NOW” courtship cues.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

A\u00a0METROSEXUAL GIRLIE-MAN would never dare even FANTASIZE about RAVAGING A COCKTEASING SLUT, let alone actually take the liberty of grabbing her succulent ass or sliding his hand down her ass crack and into her cunt juice-drenched asshole during a passionate kiss!\u00a0 These “men”\u00a0have so diluted the penile brand that horny sluts must now overcompensate for their lack of NATURAL DATE RAPE FEAR by escaping reality through the phenomenon of the VAMPIRE ROMANCE, which is quite common during the VALENTINE’S SEASON.<\/strong>\u00a0 Over the last few years, practically every time you flick a remote or click a mouse, there is another cheesy VAMPIRE ROMANCE being marketed to \u201cFORCED PENETRATION\u201d-STARVED SLUTS.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

The fable of the COCKTEASING SLUT being bitten, sexually \u201coverpowered\u201d, then forcibly penetrated by a man accountable to nothing but daylight & a wooden stake, fulfills a primal psychological need that every NORMAL slut harbours deep within her psyche.\u00a0 Every NORMAL slut hungers to be RAPED MERCILESSLY by a man that can never be held accountable or be brought to justice for perpetrating this arbitrary social crime.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

We\u00a0men are hardwired by our innate biology to commit such CRIMES OF PASSION with extreme prejudice.<\/strong>\u00a0 Interestingly, these VAMPIRE ROMANCES are far less popular in non-pussified nations, such as those in South America, because real-life \u201cVAMPIRES\u201d actually roam their streets.\u00a0 These VAMPIRIC MACHO MEN may not sport fangs or cower from the sun, but they fearlessly & unapologetically grab the tits & asses of any half-decent looking sluts that dare to enter their field of view.\u00a0 They will\u00a0sexually ravage\u00a0ANY slut who COCKTEASES them without having the honourable intent to follow through on her overt sexual inferences.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

Unfortunately, due to absurd FemiNazi-inspired North American laws which run contrary to our natural biological urges, this NORMAL male behaviour is now considered SEXUAL ASSAULT in most parts of the Western World\u00a0 (Yes,\u00a0I too find this fact ridiculous!)\u00a0 Men in these feminized regions of the world must instead resort to VERBAL SEXUAL ASSAULT of sluts by making \u201ccat call\u201d-style references to body parts they want to grope \u2026 and even then,\u00a0only when in the presence of other \u201ccat-calling\u201d men who provide them with a sense of TRIBAL IMMUNITY.\u00a0 For example, in North America a man within a group of construction workers might scream out \u201cHey baby, nice tits!\u201d to a\u00a0female wearing a slutty top.\u00a0 However, in South America, the same man, even if he were out alone, would just GRAB said set of tits, as is his natural biological right to do so, because the mere display of such delicious mammary fruit begs for them to be picked!<\/strong><\/p>\n

PLEASE NOTE:\u00a0 I do\u00a0NOT condone breaking any of these\u00a0regressive criminal sex laws, no matter how absurd they may be!\u00a0 Instead, the non-pussified amongst us must adapt to our rapidly cooling courtship climate by finding sleazy, ingenious methods with which to circumvent the spirit of such laws, in order to successfully hunt the tri-orificed herds roaming our frozen sexual wasteland.\u00a0 There are sneaky ways in which to LEGALLY \u201cTHREATEN\u201d TO RAPE North American sluts in order to sexually turn them on.\u00a0\u00a0If you have\u00a0taken\u00a0ONE-ON-ONE COACHING with me, I\u00a0have\u00a0taught you how to use BORDERLINE CRIMINAL speech, mannerisms, stares, body language, and actions, to create an ILLUSION OF RAPE DANGER that any NORMAL slut will find so irresistible, she will look upon you as a real-life \u201cDRACULA CASSANOVA\u201d and give in to your sexual advances out of sheer EROTIC FANTASY FEAR!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Now that\u00a0I have provided you with my keen insight into the psychosexual phenomena which\u00a0surround the\u00a0VALENTINE’S DAY courtship ritual, we will now discuss how to game the holiday in order to score a heart-shaped\u00a0box full of beaver!\u00a0 Bearing all of the above\u00a0keen observations in mind and integrating them with epidemiological slut seduction data I have compiled over the last 15 years,\u00a0I have found that tomorrow …\u00a0THE DAY AFTER VALENTINE\u2019S DAY …\u00a0is by far the best single day out of each year to seduce sluts \u2026 provided you know where to find them and what seduction method to employ.\u00a0 FORGET trying to pick up sluts ON VALENTINE\u2019S DAY, in that their expectations are WAY TOO UNREALISTICALLY HIGH.\u00a0 You are better off staying home and JERKING OFF on the 14th.\u00a0 However, every year on February the\u00a015th,\u00a0Colette & I\u00a0collect dozens of telephone numbers and we\u00a0book our\u00a0lovemaking schedule well into the spring.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

And luckily this year the 15th falls on a FRIDAY, so any slut that did not have her ROMANTIC expectations fulfilled on\u00a0VALENTINE’S NIGHT\u00a0will have the negative psychological effects greatly exacerbated by the impact of having an entire weekend to ruminate over her perceived psychological loss.\u00a0 Furthermore, this rumination will be greatly magnified by the fact that\u00a0these\u00a0days\u00a0fall right in the middle of high season for SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER!<\/strong><\/p>\n

On February the 15th, sluts with husbands, boyfriends, lovers, or dates that fell short of unrealistically high VALENTINE\u2019S DAY expectations will be looking to upgrade their men.\u00a0 Combined with the depressive effects of both SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER and ALCOHOL WITHDRAWAL, these ROMANTICALLY SHELL-SHOCKED SLUTS will be easy prey for any half-decent looking man with the right set of seduction tools and the audacity to boldly approach these LOVE ZOMBIES during their most highly impressionable and hypnotically suggestible time period.\u00a0 Furthermore, this year our chronically underfucked slut will have the option of calling\u00a0in “sick”\u00a0Friday morning in order\u00a0to get a head start on\u00a0her weekend of moping.\u00a0 That early check-in at Hotel Prozac gives\u00a0her extra\u00a0time to sulk and wander around in\u00a0retail outlets, looking for a quick compensatory “pick me up”\u00a0of materialism.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

A\u00a0ROMANTIC PROPOSITION presented to her over that weekend\u00a0will represent a “second chance”\u00a0in her mind.\u00a0 She will be well-aware that if she\u00a0does not copulate with\u00a0a worthy male, or worse yet,\u00a0winds up\u00a0acquiescing & spreading her legs for a genetically unworthy male out of sheer desperation, any ROMANTIC EMBERS burning in her heart will be all but extinguished by MONDAY.\u00a0 She will acquiesce her right to privacy\u00a0to any\u00a0half-decent looking man with a\u00a0reasonable-sounding ROMANTIC\u00a0message that promises her\u00a0spiritual uplifting.\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Often the most spiritually wounded of these ROMANTIC WALKING DEAD will mope around in a robotic state for weeks, exclaiming to their closest friends and co-workers that they have \u201cgiven up on men\u201d.\u00a0 This state of misandry gives my dyke sisters\u00a0an opportunity to\u00a0fornicate with an ATTRACTIVE CONFUSED HETEROSEXUAL SLUT.\u00a0 Conversely, a lipstick lesbian who\u00a0is fed up with\u00a0her “unromantic” dyke partner, will often come to the conclusion, whether true or not, that only a heterosexual man can provide her with the romance that she so desperately craves.\u00a0 As such, be EXTRA AGGRESSIVE when approaching cute lesbians right after VALENTINE’S DAY, specifically\u00a0any lesbian\u00a0wandering aimlessly in retail stores, sporting downcast\u00a0eyes and a slouched posture.\u00a0 If you are\u00a0not sure of what a “lipstick lesbian” looks like, just hit on any slut with an athletic build, loose clothing, cute boyish face, dishevelled hair, and comfortable looking shoes.\u00a0 They also be sporting a\u00a0backpack or leather pouch.<\/strong><\/p>\n

In regards to\u00a0both heterosexual and homosexual\u00a0females, this\u00a0extended pathological rumination period makes them especially vulnerable to being systematically picked apart by what\u00a0I sinisterly (yet lovingly) refer to as a \u201cROMANCE VULTURE\u201d.\u00a0 But in order to affect quick capture, this manly bird of prey must be trained to efficiently locate crowds in which a large number of ROMANCE VICTIMS are likely to be sequestered and wallowing in self-pity.\u00a0 Once the ROMANCE VULTURE has encircled the pre-qualified crowd, his talons armed with the most powerful set of seduction tools known to mankind, he can easily identify his prey by the stench of her ROTTING DEAD HEART.\u00a0 He can then dive in like a SLEAZY AVIAN ROMEO, sweeping the weakest slut within the crowd off her feet by employing saccharine words of ROMANCE, carrying her off to his love nest to be psychologically torn apart before she realizes what is happening to her.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

I have\u00a0become so proficient at expediting this type of 3rd tier seduction that many a tasty meal being held in\u00a0my arms has reached a sudden intellectual epiphany, exclaiming with rare clarity of thought whilst convulsing in ecstasy and being savagely cock-pounded by me, things like \u201cWho are you?\u00a0 I don’t know you!\u00a0 Why did I agree to this?\u00a0 Why aren\u2019t you using a condom?\u00a0 I must be crazy!\u201d before falling back into an orgasmic stupor, resigned to the acceptance of her merciless multi-orifice demise.\u00a0 It never ceases to amaze Colette just how many of these females accuse\u00a0us of having “hypnotized” or “drugged” them in order to accomplish the seduction.\u00a0 However, neither is required to bed a slut that is ready to be bedded!<\/strong><\/p>\n

In order to succeed in our quest for VALENTINE\u00a0VULVA, we must first discuss WHERE to\u00a0find sluts suffering from POST-VALENTINE’S DAY BLUES.\u00a0 Also, these sluts must have\u00a0just the right amount of ROMANCE DEFICIENCY and lack of sufficient cock to be vulnerable to our\u00a0psychological attack.\u00a0\u00a0Furthermore, the\u00a0seduction venues in question must be filled with “romantic cues” upon which a sleazy Romeo can play in order to drive the stake of sexual enslavement through the heart of his prey.\u00a0 Here is a brief list of just some of the best places in which to meet ROMANTICALLY SHELL-SHOCKED SLUTS on February the\u00a015th (and the weekend thereafter), based on my vast experience …<\/strong><\/p>\n