{"id":298,"date":"2013-01-08T09:42:56","date_gmt":"2013-01-08T14:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dimitrithelover.com\/blog\/?p=298"},"modified":"2013-01-08T09:42:56","modified_gmt":"2013-01-08T14:42:56","slug":"dear-dimitri-the-lover-like-you-i-am-anti-condom-and-pro-life-how-do-you-prevent-pregnancy-wwdd-if-a-slut-got-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dimitrithelover.com\/blog\/dear-dimitri-the-lover-like-you-i-am-anti-condom-and-pro-life-how-do-you-prevent-pregnancy-wwdd-if-a-slut-got-pregnant\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Dimitri The Lover: Like You, I am Anti-Condom and Pro-Life! How Do You Prevent Pregnancy? WWDD If A Slut Got Pregnant?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Dimitri The Lover:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

I gotta say that I don’t agree with everything you write, but I agree with your main points on masculinity and the general shittiness of feminism. And I fuckin love Ron Paul as well. You have said in the past that you believe that abortion is murder. I do as well. You also say that you don’t like to use condoms. And it appears that you use the pull out method to prevent pregnancy. Assuming the articles I have read are correct, the pull out method reduces the potential risk of pregnancy but not by nearly as much as a properly used condom would. My question is this: How do you make sure the numerous sluts you bang don’t get pregnant? And what would you do if they did? <\/strong><\/p>\n

Thanks, Dan<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dear Dan:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Firstly,\u00a0LONG LIVE RON PAUL!<\/strong>
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\nSecondly, thank you very much\u00a0for\u00a0your question.\u00a0 Unfortunately for you, my answer is\u00a0over\u00a06,000 words in length.\u00a0 I know you young guys all have ADD, so please try to bear with me.\u00a0 I have spent several hours to formulate a response to your question in order to ensure that you are a better man after reading it.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

Withdrawal is a 100% effective form of birth control\u00a0IF USED PROPERLY.\u00a0 The small failure rate\u00a0reported with this technique is due to men\u00a0first waiting until\u00a0their cocks start pulsating,\u00a0THEN pulling out.\u00a0 You have to pull out BEFORE that happens, which obviously makes\u00a0the\u00a0experience less pleasurable for you.\u00a0 If you trust the slut, you can use the rhythm method, which is also extremely effective.\u00a0 If you really want to cum inside her but you\u00a0do not\u00a0trust her, just fuck her cunt\u00a0for a while, then when you\u00a0are a few minutes away from blasting your load, ASSFUCK\u00a0her.\u00a0 ASSFUCKING is appropriate in this case for two reasons.\u00a0 Firstly, you cannot get her pregnant unless cum leaks out of her asshole and down to her cunt, so watch for that.\u00a0 Secondly, if you do not trust her, then there is obviously a valid reason for\u00a0how you feel\u00a0… most likely she is\u00a0a MANIPULATIVE CUNT …\u00a0in which case she DESERVES A VICIOUS ASSFUCK.\u00a0 It becomes karmic at that point.\u00a0 You must deliver the retribution of the Gods.<\/strong>
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\nAs for the second part of your question, I have\u00a0never accidently gotten a slut pregnant that I know of.\u00a0 I have come close to being trapped\u00a0several times, but my psychiatric training allowed me to identify manipulative CUNTS before I fell victim to their plots.\u00a0 I remember one smoking hot registered\u00a0nurse\u00a0who worked\u00a0at Baycrest Hospital\u00a0and kept nagging me to cum\u00a0inside her.\u00a0 I could tell from her body language and facial expressions that she was merely\u00a0looking to get knocked up.\u00a0 Anyway, I refused to do so unless she convinced her sister to 3way, which I knew she would say “NO” to (I\u00a0said it just to make her feel dirty).\u00a0 Anyway, I bumped into her 2 years later\u00a0as she stood\u00a0on Danforth Avenue with a kid in a stroller.\u00a0 She had trapped some Jewish\u00a0shmuck who subsequently demanded that she get an abortion.\u00a0 She refused.\u00a0 They\u00a0actually got MARRIED.\u00a0 Poor bastard.\u00a0 Another Jew who fell victim to the SS (Sperm-Stealing Shiksas).<\/strong><\/p>\n

For your information, the\u00a0abortion industry\u00a0is part of the\u00a0Gyne-Industrial complex.\u00a0 I delivered a record\u00a095 babies as a Medical Intern at Doctors Hospital in Toronto.\u00a0 Since the patients at this hospital were primarily immigrants, the staff men knew that the chance of lawsuits was rather slim, so they let us do most of their work UNSUPERVISED.\u00a0 I did not know what I was doing, but I delivered about half those babies by myself with no staff man present.\u00a0 I learned as I earned.\u00a0 Catching every one of\u00a0those olive-skinned little\u00a0bastards as they slid out of those hairy cunts was a joy.\u00a0 I recall one night when I was on call.\u00a0 I delivered baby after baby …\u00a0it was like Lucille Ball in the chocolate factory.\u00a0 It was rather overwhelming!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Every single delivery went without a hitch.\u00a0 I was very proud to bring life into the world.\u00a0 The only negative experience I had was\u00a0the time an\u00a0East Indian father asked me in front of his exhausted, frightened\u00a0wife,\u00a0if I could euthanize his healthy baby girl because he wanted his first born to be a boy (I freaked out on that ignorant brown bastard\u00a0so badly that he ran out of the room).\u00a0 Anyway, I have witnessed first hand how obstetricians abuse their patients with unnecessary procedures, such as episiotomies,\u00a0and unnecessary drugs, such as oxytocin drips,\u00a0in order to make extra profit.\u00a0 Abortion is also highly profitable.\u00a0 It is a\u00a0SILENT\u00a0HOLOCAUST taking place right under our noses, that is organized by a bloodthirsty GyneNazi Cabal with a\u00a0lust for the SACRIFICIAL MURDER of Unborn Christians.\u00a0 I was the only intern that refused to\u00a0participate in abortions on moral grounds, and was ostracized for my position.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

Anyway, if I DID<\/em>\u00a0wind up inadvertently\u00a0impregnating some slut, I would obviously financially support my spawn.\u00a0 <\/strong>If\u00a0a\u00a0slut\u00a0I\u00a0impregnated\u00a0wanted to murder the child by way of an abortion, I would do EVERYTHING in my power to stop\u00a0it.\u00a0 If necessary, to prevent the murder of my child, I would LIE to her.\u00a0 You are allowed to say “I love you!\u00a0 Let’s get married!” but keep postponing the date until she delivers (you obviously do not want to marry a MANIPULATIVE CUNT for real).\u00a0 If you\u00a0consider yourself\u00a0a REAL MAN then you\u00a0MUST do what it takes to keep her from murdering that poor child\u00a0out of spite.\u00a0\u00a0Also, once she delivers and realizes that you are NOT marrying her, you must do everything in your power to\u00a0seize that child so as to prevent her from murdering or abusing him.\u00a0 Trust me, she will consider\u00a0doing it\u00a0out of spite.\u00a0 Also,\u00a0because that child has half your DNA,\u00a0she will view\u00a0him\u00a0a miniature you … in essence\u00a0a voodoo doll representing you that she can abuse or murder.<\/strong><\/p>\n

It is sad that we\u00a0live in a society where females are permitted to murder defenseless children.\u00a0 And\u00a0even more sad is the fact that if a female\u00a0murdered\u00a0an infant or young child, she\u00a0would\u00a0be acquitted under the “post-partum depression” defense, or some other concocted psychiatric condition.\u00a0 It is fucking\u00a0disgusting.\u00a0 Over the last 50 years, due to Marxist social engineering, permitted female violence has skyrocketed while permitted male violence outside of the theatre of war (which is immoral, but has become a regulated, gladiator-style sport), has plummeted.\u00a0 Think about it … a boy can no longer even “verbally bully” another person,\u00a0yet a\u00a0girl is taught from a very young age that\u00a0she\u00a0has the right to\u00a0murder her children, or even her\u00a0husband, if he becomes “abusive”\u00a0(whatever\u00a0the hell that means).<\/strong><\/p>\n

Now let us delve\u00a0into your question more deeply and philosophically.\u00a0 I NEVER use<\/strong> condoms when\u00a0I pleasure\u00a0sluts.\u00a0 I refuse to.\u00a0 I\u00a0WILL\u00a0JERK OFF\u00a0BEFORE I EVER WEAR A RUBBER.\u00a0 If\u00a0a slut\u00a0demands it, Colette and I show\u00a0her the door.\u00a0 Many a time we have dragged half-dressed skanks down the stairs leading\u00a0out of\u00a0our flat, thrown them\u00a0on the porch, and tossed them a transit token.\u00a0 That is what they get for wasting our time.\u00a0\u00a0Colette gets particularly annoyed at these latex freaks, often bitch-slapping them for even suggesting that a condom be employed in our lovemaking.<\/strong><\/p>\n

No\u00a0male or female\u00a0wants a condom to stand in the way of their full sexual potential. \u00a0Furthermore,\u00a0I am\u00a0of the opinion that if you have penetrated an orifice\u00a0whilst wearing a condom, actual intercourse never took place.\u00a0 Instead, the two of you mutually masturbated against either side of a sheet of latex.\u00a0 Therefore, you cannot count the sexual encounter as a REAL conquest.\u00a0\u00a0For your information, I stopped counting conquests many years ago after I reached\u00a0my 500th UBE (Unique Bareback Encounter).\u00a0\u00a0Once you multiple my encounters\u00a0by an average of 2.8 orifices per encounter\u00a0(all sluts also gave oral, but only\u00a080% were assraped), then we are talking about 1,400 orifices penetrated\u00a0at that point in my life, and probably double that by now.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Based on the above information, there are two questions men often ask me:\u00a0 Firstly, how do I\u00a0convince over 95% of new conquests to forgo condom use, even if they are die-hard condom fanatics? (as you know, Colette and I\u00a0kick the remaining 5% out of bed)\u00a0 And secondly, how can I bang hundreds of sluts without using a condom, yet still be healthy and disease-free?\u00a0 To answer those questions we need to discuss some medical history\u00a0sans<\/em> the Marxist Mainstream Media’s homocentric spin.<\/strong><\/p>\n

During the 1980\u2019s, in order to obtain research funding from straight men holding the purse strings, homosexual male lobby groups propagated the MYTH that HIV was also a heterosexual male disease.\u00a0 It has NEVER been a disease of straight men.\u00a0 There is not a single reliably documented case of a heterosexual man getting HIV from a heterosexual encounter.\u00a0 NOT ONE!\u00a0\u00a0Do not fall for the propaganda.\u00a0 Do you PERSONALLY know any heterosexual male\u00a0with HIV that\u00a0you are\u00a0100% certain was caught\u00a0heterosexually?\u00a0 For example, a few years ago a\u00a0study of men in Africa who had\u00a0unprotected sex with HIV positive prostitutes revealed that ZERO PERCENT of men with normal penises caught HIV.\u00a0 Interestingly, a\u00a0handful of men with OPEN SYPHILLUS SORES on their penises caught\u00a0HIV because the virus had direct bloodstream access (we will discuss this fact further down).<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why is it that heterosexual men cannot catch HIV?\u00a0 Because HIV is not a very hearty or\u00a0virulent virus, so you need a high “viral load” to catch it.\u00a0 In other words, for a person to catch HIV they need to be OVERWHELMED with large numbers of viruses so that\u00a0the viruses can form a beachhead in the body.\u00a0 The only way for that to happen is for the semen or blood borne virus to be injected\u00a0directly into the bloodstream.\u00a0 That is why people who have had blood transfusions can catch it.\u00a0 So why can\u00a0fags, and in rare cases, heterosexual females who have had sex with HIV positive men, catch the virus?\u00a0 Because when the virus is injected into an ass during vicious assraping, which is what fags love, it gets into the bloodstream through the rips in the rectal mucosa.\u00a0 And when HIV-laden semen is injected into a vagina by a bisexual man who himself caught\u00a0HIV years\u00a0earlier when he received an assfucking, the virus enters the female’s bloodstream through the very vascular cervical mucosa (but even then, this mode of transmission\u00a0is VERY RARE … she more likely needs a good ass-pounding to\u00a0catch it).<\/strong><\/p>\n

As a heterosexual man, as long as you are NOT taking a cock up the ass, you have ZERO chance of getting HIV.\u00a0 You\u00a0can even dine on the occasional cock and still be disease-free.\u00a0 Also, homosexual men who are tops and never bottoms, have virtually no chance of catching HIV.\u00a0 Furthermore, the “viral load” in vaginal or oral secretions is so low that you cannot catch it that way.\u00a0 Also, for anyone to catch it, the person transmitting it must\u00a0be at the stage in his HIV infection when\u00a0he is shedding a lot of virus, and therefore has\u00a0a high viral load in his semen.\u00a0 If his semen does not have a sufficient concentration of HIV virus, even a bareback assraping will not pass it into the recipient.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

Please note that even within homosexual couples who are in open relationships, it is always the anal receiver, and not the giver, who is at risk.\u00a0 I have known fag\u00a0couples where the “bottom” catches HIV outside the relationship, yet he never transmitted it to the “top”, even though they had fucked bareback for years.\u00a0 Furthermore, back around 1990 when I was working as a Medical Officer in the Canadian Armed Forces (I was honourably discharged as a Captain, and still hold my commission), there were about a dozen cases of AIDS in the Armed Forces.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Most of these men CLAIMED to\u00a0have\u00a0gotten it from a “prostitute”.\u00a0 I had the sad fortune of treating one of those men.\u00a0 He\u00a0was a decent guy but a\u00a0TOTAL FAG.\u00a0 You could tell.\u00a0\u00a0Since it was ILLEGAL to be a homosexual in the Canadian military back then, he could not come right out and say it.\u00a0 I remember\u00a0another guy I treated\u00a0for anal warts (which is primarily a male homosexual disease).\u00a0 He\u00a0claimed he was “gang raped by a group of drunk guys” while he was on leave in Vancouver.\u00a0 He was also a TOTAL FAG.\u00a0 Anyway, we had a saying in the military:\u00a0 Only two types of soldiers are able to\u00a0catch VD from a toilet seat:\u00a0 GENERALS\u00a0AND\u00a0PADRES.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Personally, I feel sad for those of us who are born with the\u00a0abnormal brain chemistry of a homosexual.\u00a0 It is NOT their fault and they should be treated like every other disabled person.\u00a0 Discriminating against them for being sexually disabled is no different than doing so against a guy in a wheelchair.\u00a0 Having said that, you cannot join the military if you are in a wheelchair because you cannot fulfill the physical duties of a soldier.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Similarly, a homosexual man\u00a0is unfit for\u00a0military service\u00a0because his job is to COVER his buddy’s behind …\u00a0NOT COVET IT!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Before we move on, I want to discuss the poster child for crypto-homo HIV … Magic Johnson.\u00a0 The man swears up and down that he fucked thousands of\u00a0sluts and caught it from one of them.\u00a0 But just like the\u00a0military, the black community shuns homosexual behaviour, so black men have to be on the “down low” when they are participating in such rectal\u00a0Tomfoolery (I have always wanted to use that word).\u00a0 Another possibility is that he was sharing steroid needles with other players, and caught the virus from a juiced up closet\u00a0faggot on his team.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you explain what I\u00a0have written in the last few paragraphs\u00a0to any intelligent slut, she will agree that the risks for disease transmission are zero, and go bareback with you.\u00a0 Sluts hate condoms as much as we do in that the latex\u00a0irritates the vaginal wall, so they are desperately looking for an excuse to avoid them.\u00a0 As long as your argument sounds at least plausible, she will go bareback.\u00a0 Just make sure you sound very authoritarian and talk in a slow, deep voice.\u00a0 Also, explain to her that females are often irrational and think with their hearts instead of their heads.\u00a0 Tell her that a female will\u00a0often\u00a0start to\u00a0bareback\u00a0her man after the man says “I love you” (i.e. the relationship has become permanent) even if no blood testing had ever\u00a0been done.\u00a0 That argument\u00a0will MindFuck her into submission because she most likely had done it herself with past lovers.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Make sure to stress that you have NEVER taken it up the ass!\u00a0 Also, you can offer to not cum inside her, which drastically reduces the chance of disease transmission.\u00a0 I find that dumber sluts\u00a0are more reactionary, using Marxist conditioned phrases like “No glove no love” to reject bareback encounters outright,\u00a0rather than making an effort to\u00a0understand the dynamics of venereal disease transmission.\u00a0 Nonetheless, you can\u00a0convince the vast majority of sluts to forgo condom use by giving them a paternalistic, condescending educational lecture about how they cannot catch anything serious from a man who has never taken it up the ass, and how condoms provide a false sense of security because the transmission of many STD\u2019s, such as herpes, cannot be completely prevented EVEN WITH CONDOM USE!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

It is a documented scientific fact that if they take certain precautions,\u00a0heterosexual males NOT USING A CONDOM have a ZERO PERCENT chance of catching anything other than HPV (which almost 100% of successful man whores are carriers of anyway).\u00a0 I have never caught any sexually transmitted diseases or made any sluts pregnant (that I know of).\u00a0 Now let me briefly provide you with a “Safe Barebacking” guide so that you too can enjoy REAL sex, risk-free.<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

Firstly, make sure you are WELL HYDRATED before you commence lovemaking (further down you\u00a0will\u00a0learn why).\u00a0 Before you penetrate any orifice, INSPECT THE SLUT.\u00a0 Would you bite into\u00a0an apple without checking it for bruising?\u00a0 Would you buy a used car without having a mechanic do a once over?\u00a0 Of course not!\u00a0 So, INSPECT THE SLUT!\u00a0 Just before you go down on her, spread open\u00a0her cunt lips\u00a0(or asshole) and\u00a0do the following\u00a04 things\u00a0…<\/strong><\/p>\n